50 Great Place to Have Sex
Here is a combined list from my friend and I of 50 awesome places to have ….. sex.
1. In a library
2. At the movie theater
3. At a pool, on a diving board
4. The BED
5. Picnic table at a park
6. At a golfing range, maybe with one of the carts
7. In a sauna
8. Inside of the picture booths ( you can actually rent those)
9. In a haunted house
10. On a hammock, on an island
11. In one of those funky phone booths in London
12. On a canvas sheet, while painting =0)
13. Someone else’s house
14. In a theatre, during a performance
15. On top of the rocks at a beach
16. On a jet ski
17. On your lap
18. One of the newer planes with the private bedrooms
19. On top of an observation deck
20. In the restaurant restroom
21. In the doctor’s office, while waiting
22. On a ferry ride
23. On top of a life guard chair
24. During a self- guided tour in a museum
25. Your office
26. In the back of a limo
27. At a drive- in movie
28. On a paddle boat
29. Every room of the house!
30. Fenway Park
31. At one of your family parties
32. On a ferris wheel- stuck at the top
33. Somewhere on your campus
34. Lido deck of a ship
35. In a London Pub
36. Ski lodge, by the fire
37. In my favorite store’s dressing room
38. In a tree house
39. On a black sand beach in Hawaii
40. On the car, while it is raining
41. On a train
42. On a chartered catamaran
43. Besides the Christmas tree
44. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
45. Secluded beach in St. Barts
2. At the movie theater
3. At a pool, on a diving board
4. The BED
5. Picnic table at a park
6. At a golfing range, maybe with one of the carts
7. In a sauna
8. Inside of the picture booths ( you can actually rent those)
9. In a haunted house
10. On a hammock, on an island
11. In one of those funky phone booths in London
12. On a canvas sheet, while painting =0)
13. Someone else’s house
14. In a theatre, during a performance
15. On top of the rocks at a beach
16. On a jet ski
17. On your lap
18. One of the newer planes with the private bedrooms
19. On top of an observation deck
20. In the restaurant restroom
21. In the doctor’s office, while waiting
22. On a ferry ride
23. On top of a life guard chair
24. During a self- guided tour in a museum
25. Your office
26. In the back of a limo
27. At a drive- in movie
28. On a paddle boat
29. Every room of the house!
30. Fenway Park
31. At one of your family parties
32. On a ferris wheel- stuck at the top
33. Somewhere on your campus
34. Lido deck of a ship
35. In a London Pub
36. Ski lodge, by the fire
37. In my favorite store’s dressing room
38. In a tree house
39. On a black sand beach in Hawaii
40. On the car, while it is raining
41. On a train
42. On a chartered catamaran
43. Besides the Christmas tree
44. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
45. Secluded beach in St. Barts
April 30, 2008 at 7:14 am
If you mean to imply that nowhere constitues five of the best places to have sex, I shall have to disagree. If however you meant to imply that one or more of the above entries is worth more than one, then my votes are for:
#1 – though the choice of section is important, the stacks being outright boring and the archives being, imho, worth two points;
#3 – never tried it, but simply being able to adjust the bounciness of the surface is briliant;
#6 – clubs, holes, shooting, old guys behind you waiting for you to finish (or being bold enough to ask you to play through): at least two points; (I must say I don’t think I would want to have sex with a golf cart; being electric, there would be no tail pipe!)
#21 – not in the waiting room, though; rather with the doctor, making the other patients wait;
#40 – Also while it is running.
If you were simply leaving five blanks for your dear readers, I would like to submit my favorite: in the nut house, between 15 minute head checks, in the one corner of the laundry room not quite covered by the security cameras…with a staff member (the patients, suffering as most of us are from low self-esteem, are usually too easy).
April 30, 2008 at 7:18 am
For the record, that last bit about laundry room was merely a fantasy of mine for three months earlier this year.
May 1, 2008 at 12:21 am
I have to agree with your response to #21. It is much better. =0P
Nice to see you are back!
May 22, 2008 at 3:50 am
“Protected” entries? Mysterious … .
May 22, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Well there are reasons for that my dear. I will explain that later in email. Although I always find mysterious to be good so maybe that is not a bad thing.
July 7, 2008 at 2:21 am
The 3rd floor of Jaimie’s house. ….which is a trampoline. ….wall to wall.